Friday, February 25, 2011

Tweet Tweet!

top row: brand spankin' new sequiny sweatshirt, kissin' curtis, sweet fake tan 
2nd row: mutant double kiwi, the reason I want to have a baby girl, my love/hate relationship with LA
3rd row: blonder than ever, National Margarita Day (it's real!), goggles-Jude
Last row: my BFFS (ladies, Jared is single!), Bodhi hiding in my hair, the beach in January

Helloooo new followers! Thanks for stoppin' by. I wanted to invite you to follow me via Twitter as well (you know, only if you wanna). I must warn you: I'm an over-tweeter, I rant, I post far too many pictures (see examples above) and I more than likely lose multiple followers on the daily for things I say. I am "protected" however I'll totes approve ya! (I just don't like work-related people to have access to my ENTIRE life, I'd like one part of my internetz for me) www.twitter.com/sarahmahaira
The bright side? I'm basically offering up free ammo to make fun of me. See below:

 Sarah Elizabeth 

It looks like a murder scene on my desk for unsuccessfully peeling a blood orange. oops.



 Sarah Elizabeth 

My phone just corrected "i lurve booze" to "i lurve boobs" my phone wants me to be a lesbian, not an alcoholic.


 Sarah Elizabeth 

So... I'm allowed to start drinking now right?
(note: it was 11am) 


 Sarah Elizabeth 

That just killed my lady boner, now I only have a semi




2 comments:

  1. sounds like just the type of tweets i like to read! ;)

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  2. umm...the term "lady boner" just made my life a little bit better.

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